All good friends and jolly good company, all together now, oh well maybe not. Today the workmen should finish all the chippying (carpentry) and then Monday the tiler should be in for the bathroom, the floor is looking good now in the kitchen and the last of the wall units goes up today as well, they really are a great load of workmen so cheerful and helpful its almost unreal, and all I need to do to help is supply the biscuits mostly chocolate. The mist has gone and the sky is clear here in Devon its 0630 and light how quickly time changes.
Right you just might have to think about these and I know its early but get the grey matter up and running.
I found its really hard to explain some jokes to Kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
I was walking along and witnessed a prison break taking place, I saw this midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me, well I thought that's a little condescending. (Think about it).
Numbers are strange as a farmer only had 196 cows but once he rounded them up he found he had 200.
Two Eskimos sat in a kayak were really cold, so they lit a fire in it and of course it burnt and sank, which just goes to prove you can't have you kayak and heat it.
I know its sad but that's all for today as things to do, keep smiling and speak soon I hope.
xxxFred
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Morning Fred! Great to hear daughters house is coming on fine - They sound a great bunch of workmen. Love the midget joke and, yes, I did have to think about it 😄😄
Sun is out here and hopefully where you are as well. Have a great day 😊
Yes Jan sun now out and as I look out the window across the fields its like summer, then I let the dog out and its freeeeeeeeeeezing. Enjoy the wekend the best you can. Fred xxxx
It's a beautiful day here on the coast n happy as can be!! Crab on toast splash of lime,pack lunch off to the beach have a look round ,walk abit and I must get round to painting stokes bay before I leave it, Happy day ahead.hope u enjoy.x
Morning there colours so pleased you are enjoying your time there, steady on the crab on toast if you eat to much you will be walking sideways, but then again it would make a nice change I suppose. Speak again later xx Fred
Thanks for the giggle. My hospital appointment didn't go so well they wanted to admit me but you don't get much done over the weekend so I will go in on Monday and hopefully get this sorted out. So if I'm awol you know where I will be. I think we all hate hospital admissions but it has to be done! I'm making that extra effort to be happy and smiley.
Hi my kracker whoops not good news so your going in on Monday and I am in on Wednesday, do you want the left side or the right lol the only trouble is your in hospital up there and I am going in down here, oh well I will be thinking of you but not for a few hour on Wednesday as I will be having sleepy's whilst they do their bits. Come on now shipmate none of that you will smile that's an order or its down the bilges for you. xxxFred
Bella has taken over now, I was use to little digs and she is a big girl and like to lap it, no chance though. Pleased you daughter is still there with you Lyn good company. I was reading that you would like to have met one of my favourite ladies I have been in love with Doris Day for years and I just love her voice, I have been trying to think was she in The man who knew to much or was it the man who never was, or am I really mixed up. I will have to goggle it. xxx Fred
Thanks for that Lyn save me looking it up xx Bella was taken for a run on the beach today and went for a swim she loved it or so I was told as I was to busy to go. xxxx
Well sassy you mean there are at least two nutters in this group, mind you every one of them are lovely and help each other which is great in its self. xxx Fred
Sorry late been busy helping the carpenter, the bungalow is coming along really well she will be so pleased when she sees it, the men have even put a new door into the bathroom which is wide enough for a wheel chair for when that happens , and they did that off their own back bless them.
Good morning Fred, had to think about the numbers of cows,but got it,very good. Bring on the roast dinner,you must love Sunday's Fred, Hope next week goes ok,Best wishes, Bulpit
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