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During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.

As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

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LOL :D :D :D

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RibvanRey

Ha ha ha

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jimmyw123 in reply to RibvanRey

:D :D :D jimmy

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Softwabbit

Good one to start my day lol

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JuneCov

Very funny, I hope someone gets it right for me when I go ,!!!

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tinamg

lol very good one thanks

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