On a recent trip to the United states, tony Blair, Ex. Prime Minister of the UKand now U.N. Middle East Envoy, sddressed a major gathering ofNative American Indians. He spoke for almost two hours on his success in bringing about lasting peace settlements among the warring nations ot the middle East, likening it to the way that the U.S. Government found a suitable agreement with the North American tribes. At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. A very chuffed Tony then departed in his motorcade, waving to the croeds ... A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Tony Blair. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird that is so full of crap that it can no longer fly.