1. A bicycle can't stand alone: its two tired.
2. A will is a dead give away.
3. A chicken crossing the road ------poultry in motion.
4. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
5. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
6. A calendars days are numbered.
7. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
8. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.