British Lung Foundation

Words and puns! (sorry in advance for the corny ones!)

1. A bicycle can't stand alone: its two tired.

2. A will is a dead give away.

3. A chicken crossing the road ------poultry in motion.

4. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

5. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

6. A calendars days are numbered.

7. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

8. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

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Always love them huggs! Keep them coming xxx

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Ha Ha Ha Huggs. Have a good day. Still laughing.

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Hi Wendells & Suzy, Glad you have had a bit of a laugh. Its a good way to start the day. Although, Wendells, it must be near the end of your day. hugs xx

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Brilliant huggs. xx

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Pleased you had a bit of a laugh. We all need a good laugh each day. hugs xx

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Yeaaaaah!

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Very clever Huggs,love that sort of thing,the English language is fascinating,thanks!D.

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Hi Mick and farmer D. You are so right, a fat chance and a slim chance mean the same thing. !!! Glad you enjoyed them and hope you are both ok. hugs xxx

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very good thank you xx

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