i came down into the kitchen to find my other half standing at the cooker -wearing nothing but the T -shirt & boiling the eggs,
she turned round and said to me "i want you to make love to me this very moment "
I thought this must be my lucky day & gave it my all right there on the kitchen table
in due course she returned to the cooker
I said to her "what was all that about ?"
she said the egg timer's broken.