British Lung Foundation
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I love Harold

Harold watched, fascinated as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that mommy' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. What's the matter asked ah told, 'are you giving up'


The maths teacher saw that Harold wasn't paying attention in class. She called his name and said, 'Harold! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'

Harold quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN, and Cartoon Network .


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I love Harold too.

polly xx


There's more Harold, but not today, or I'll run out of laughs.!


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