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A PARTICULARLY HARD QUESTION................Hee HEE

............................ A Particularly HARD Question.

A nun dies and goes to heaven.

St Peter says to her, ''I'm sure you've led a virtuous life. Sister, but before I can let you into heaven, you must answer one question. What'' asks St Peter, ''were Eve's first words when she saw Adam?''

''Boy'' says the nun,'' that's a hard one.''

''That's right ! ''says St Peter, and the pearly gates open wide.

KOTC

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Lol. Good one KOTC. Keep 'em coming. xxx

Casper.

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Sometimes it's HARD to know what to post! Hee Hee casper99

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Love this forum nowadays and the jokes are all part of it.

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It is a pleasure to be on the site nowadays annieseed

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KOTC and its not even midnight :) lol :) Janexx

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It's always hard before midnight Jane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Too much information KOTC :)

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Oh dear what have I said! Hollyhockhattie

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oh i say KOTC what ever next you little tinker youve made me feel quite unnecessary! Janexx

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You are very necessary to this little tinker Jane

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Doohhh ibet you say that to all the girls! badboy,badboy you is a badboy!!! lol :) Janexx

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BAD is GOOD !!!

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Hang on king, it is not 7 o'clock... :-) :-) :-) Alison

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It is gone seven now, here were you. Alison?

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Where was I? I'll have you know I sat there on the settee, Ralph in the kitchen, husband at work, Chloe watching a DVD upstairs and waited ... i've been stood up! :-) :-) Alison

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Keep them coming! KOTC.

Tamara

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Hard and fast Tamara70

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That's my tonic for today x

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A hard tonic to swallow meike

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I understand it's OK if you have a vodka chaser!

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Say around seven o'clock for a chase around !

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You're all talk. It's gone 7. Mmmmmmm ... can't wait any longer. Cuppa tea, darling, you never let me down. :-) :-) Alison

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O King I wish my memory was good I can never remember the jokes when I'm with my friends, I wish I could then I would be the life and soul of the party. xx

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I bet you are anyway with your personality.

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Flattery will get you everywhere kind sir xx

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