KOTC~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~25 years of marriage

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~25 years of marriage

After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said

''Darling do you realise 25years ago, I had a cheap flat, a cheap car,

slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10inch black and white TV , but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25year old.

Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed ,plasma screen TV , but i'm sleeping with a 60 year old Woman.

It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.''

Now my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap flat, driving a ,sleeping on a sofa bed...............

I shut up and took out the wheelie bin.



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14 Replies

I think it is known as just desserts. x

I know, but I don't like puddings Toci


What are you like :)

Just me chellshock. Hope you are recovering well


Your wife is a very astute lady. Not to be misled!!

She is just like her Mum was.annieseed

Hi King, I showed this to my wife. She just looked at me with that weird smile and said nothing. Yep you guessed it, I took the wheelie bin out.

See ya, Larry.

We all know our place! Larry

I like your wife King, she is one sane woman, well maybe a little mad for putting up with you

The witch


The two of you would get on very well witch. Could even share the same broomstick hee hee,ha ha,oh oh


good one king, hubby and me had a good laugh again


Is hubby still putting the wheelie bin out? Hee HEE

brilliant as usual - thank you xx

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