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An enjoyable night out---Hee HEE ----KOTC

...........................................A night out

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex.

I woke up to find myself next to a really ugly woman.

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That's when I realised that I had made it home safely.

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Your good Lady is going to have your scalp Kingy, run fella, well walk at a quicker pace LOL

Karen

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She's had everything else ,so what the heck Karen?

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Oh Richard, you are going to be in so much trouble - been nice knowing ya!

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Singing so long it's been so good to know ya Lib

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Oh dear ! Richard !! You'll get no dinner from your lovely wifey if she reads this.

Anna xxx

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Guess where she is now? Yep in bed. I am the only one allowed to see her! Anna

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I would definitely start running now Richard before wifey finds out. If you don't want her to find out send £50 in a plain envelope to .......... lol

Bobby

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Careful now Bobby, I think I might know a few things that she might like to hear about. Shall we call it quits for the time being?

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Ok Richard, we will call it a draw. lol

Bobby

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I'm to scared to show my wife!

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Oh dear! I am sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Irryjay

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My hubby told me that the brown paper bag would protect my face from the ravages of time and the sun ...................... it worked, still pugly LOL :) xxx

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It is no good telling me that now scrobbity

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That's OK my king, you should hear what she said about you when we........................................

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Got that wrong,She is not allowed to talk alwayssmiling

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huh! I know how smart your mrs is, she married you didn't she! :) hope she doesn't punish you too hard! :D X

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Water off a ducks back hufferpuffer

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Oh king you are going to be in big trouble, better get your passport out and ready to leave the country. No xx's to-day you are too naughty.

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Broad shoulders! exblonde

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