British Lung Foundation

With apologies to KOTC

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

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Dejavu!

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hahahahaahahaha now why didn't I think of that

well done Bobby!!!

Mind out King he,s after your job

xxxx

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Good one Bobby. xx Ros xx

She should have chosen a baker and then undertaker

She would have some self raising before getting ready

to go!. lol

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You do not need to apologise to me Bobby I wasn't the one that posted a few days ago

Richard

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I didn't want you to think I was after your comedy crown Richard. I bow to the king.

Bobby

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As if!!!!

King Of The COMEDY

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nice bob, nearly choke on me bit a bully :D

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You pinching my jokes young man :(

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I think he is suffering with his short term memory, like me, lol

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It will be your bum next. lol

Love from Bobby xxxx

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oops

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Groundhog day. Can't beat a bit of plagiarism.

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How can I do that when I can't even spell it. lol

Bobby

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