An ode to a puffed out haggis

[azaard]

My wheezy went a walking

she didn't get very far

she had to have a sit down

it really isn't fair

the though of it made her dizzy (not that she in't already)

the treadmill made her gasp

the nurse said that's enough my dear

yer never gonna last

feeling rather knackered

off home she made her way

but still my little haggis is here

to fight another day

XXXX(((H's)))XXXX.