The Weekend

[MichaelJH]

An elderly gentleman, call Hubert, lived up north in Newcastle. One day he phoned his son, Stephen, who lived in London. "Me and mother are getting a divorce son" he said. Stephen replied "You can't do that dad! You have been married for 45 years!" "But I can son - 45 years of utter misery is he enough for anyone!". He then put the phone down. Stephen immediately rang his sister, Nadine, in Oxford. "We can't let this happen" she said "I'll make an early start and meet you at the Starbucks down from the house at midday" . Meanwhile back in Newcastle Hubert turned to his wife, Martha, winked and said ”Well that's the kids up for Easter! We will have to think of another ruse for next time"

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”Well that's the kids up for Easter! We will have to think of another ruse for next time.... perhaps a quick visit to A&E with chest pains"

I'll get me coat.

[Heyjude31]

Hi MichaelJH, it seems ages since we have heard from you. I do hope you are okay. So lovely to hear from you 👏👏🤗

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Hello

That made me laugh

Lovely to see you back I hope you are feeling a lot better x

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God all my Parents had to do was mention free Easter eggs and me and my sister were there ! { Greedy kids well into being greedy adults }

Glad to have your fingers on the the keyboard again, you have been missed around here.

Hope you are keeping well

[VelvetSky]

Great to hear from you Michael, I was wondering how you were getting on.😸

[Mountwood]

My first laugh of the day! Thank you, you must be feeling better.

[Blackcatsooty]

Lovely to have you back online. You bring a lot of joy to me and no doubt many many others.

[JeremiahObadiah]

Glad you are back on it! How are you?

[080311]

Morning Michael,So good to read your post, gave me a big smile this morning. Hope things are improving for you?

Best wishes Pauline

[MichaelJH Heart Star]

Good morning all! Thank you for the good wishes and enquires. On the road to recovery. I will try and post an update over the weekend. The pain management and aftercare left something to be desired!

[Heythrop51 in reply to MichaelJH]

Yes, I felt for you when we exchanged a few messages. But I will let you tell the tale.

Who do you think will win tomorrow - not the ball games?

[Maisie2014]

😂 great to have you back. I’ve missed you and all the banter from everyone else. Hope everyone is keeping well.

[Cee-Cee1]

Loved it - and what a great ruse! 😀

[Handel]

😂😂 Hope you're doing OK Michael. Lovely to hear from you.

All the very best. Jan xxx

[HM24]

Excellent!

[Heythrop51]

Love it! May even use it one day!

[DD13]

Well, that was a good one. How are you keeping Michael. Thought about you yesterday. Glad to see you back.Dee.

[Hilianna in reply to DD13]

Great joke,really made me smile. Hope life is treating you kindly.