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pinched this

" I have just discovered I am colour blind at the age of 75 it came right out of the Green " boom boom

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I thought you were going to blame statins for a moment there! 🤣🤣🤣

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Lezzers

Cricky, glad I never got in the car with you!! 🤣

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cowparsley

Thank goodness for a joke.Even that one!!!

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For cowparsley

In a restaurant, “Sir, would you prefer a red or a white wine?”

The customer shrugs, “I don’t really care. I’m colorblind.”

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Handel in reply toMichaelJH

😂😂!! xx Really missed the jokes Michael. So glad you're back in form! xx

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cowparsley in reply toMichaelJH

Keep em coming Michael😜😜😜

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My friend said to his girlfriend "You don't love me because I'm colourblind, right Violet?

"You stupid! I told you my name is Amber?!"

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Fluffybee in reply toMichaelJH

😂😂😂😂

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Handel in reply toMichaelJH

😂😂!!

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Fluffybee

Oh dear, that’s a terrible joke !!!! But had to smile 🙄

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Handel

😂😂!!! xxx

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Saw this on a classic car forum today. Sorry it doesn't meet current PC guidines...

Sorted the noise out in my car today.......bought the wife her own car!

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Retirement65 in reply toMichaelJH

😂😂😂😂

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