Bit Naughty

[MichaelJH]

But I am starting to go "stir crazy" confined in a small room! And no time off for good behaviour! Just hope they don't swab just after a meal!!!

Sean Connery walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

Legend. RIP

[Stuart2441]

Good one. It reminds me of a very real Bisoperol/Ramipril/station medicated dream I had where I wanted to go out, anyway I called a cab and it pulled up with a jerk, the jerk got out so I got in and off we went. I walked into a bar and said 'ouch' it as an iron bar 😋 I looked across the room and saw a beautiful redhead, she didn't have any hair but she had a red head. She looked over and rolled her eyes at me, so I picked them up and rolled them back.😂 She said take me home and I said no it's not dark enough yet. She was Russian, and I thought wow, a chick in Kiev 😂. That's when all of a sudden I felt a bump and there I was on the bedroom floor. This medication don't half do strange things ha ha 🤣🤣

[Prada47]

I agree Michael you must have gone stir crazy reading the Beano for your Jokes lol

Hands Face Space

[Prada47]

I was in Spain with a guy called Kerr he had booked a taxi and when a cab pulled up the driver jumped out and shouted " Taxi for Juan Kerr " everyone around started to laugh !!!

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I have the same Beano as Michael