As an experiment we are opening up a Virtual Pop Up Bar tonight. Is is unclear if recent performance problems were internet, website or a result of a long thread. See what you there from 06:00pm..
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Tonight we also have a BBQ. On offer: burgers (beef or vegan), steak, chicken breast, salmon steak, mackerel or shrimp with optional potato wedges snd/or coleslaws (plain, cheese or apple). Besides the usual drinks we have a barrel of Tring Brewery Side-Pocket-for-a-Toad, an excellent session beer.
A jazz quartet will be performing from 08:00 - 10:00pm with a 15 minute break.
Lay flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes, said the gym teacher. “Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, man.” - "I'm freewheeling"!
Too right I do - it's like the difference between 'low-fat' ice cream, and the real full-fat ice cream. Why faff about with pale imitations or small glasses?!
Right as this a Virtual Pop Up Bar, I'd like a beefburger 1/4 pounder with cheese and potato wedges please, any choc digestives around by any chance, in a different life I used to be quite partial to a few of then, thankfully, as this is virtual, just pass the packet, I'll kook after them 😊
As for drinks can I have a large vodka with fresh orange juice please? ( still can't procure any in the shops).
Wow, lovely setting! I don't see where you've set up the barbie but I read downstream you've got supper on it -
Are there any beef steaks going spare? Ummm, medium rare, a cheese coleslaw and a nice merlot, perfect way to get Wednesday night started!
It's Skype night with the son and grandsons in America. My dil is 'self-isolating' owing to symptoms developing last week so the lads are in a friend's granny flat for the next 2.5 weeks. I'll need that steak supper to fortify my Gran nerves for the virtual visit!
Spoke to middle granddaughter tonight FaceTime because off from school Mum as allowed her to dye her hair blue nearly fell off my chair she did have beautiful blonde locks!!! She thinks she looks amazing, good job Papas eyesight isn’t too good otherwise he would have had another stroke!! Better order a drink try and calm down.
Thanks, just got a G&T, and boy did I need it! Oh well by the time school is up and running again it will be back to normal! My son said my face was a picture!
I went over in 2011, sat by the pool and almost fell in when my son came out of the house to swim - and had a small tattoo on his chest! Well, yes, it was small and not over-the-top in design, and he was 27 at the time. But. Still.
Well were played out with Kenny's interpretation of Sailing - an excellence performance indeed! I will start clearing the decks now - any last orders? There is a Mojito going free if anyone fancies it!
The dog enjoyed my pork chop but gravy and veg nice. I went home for mine not like friend who lived near pub. Did not get home on time so his wife brought meal and slammed it on the bar!
I’ll have a brandy please Michael. Thanks. News just in: King Felipe VI of Spain has just been confirmed with COVID-19 and he’s been quarantined on his private jet. Yes - the reign of Spain is staying mainly on the plane 😂
The bar is now open - please use the honesty box. If having a sausage roll or scotch egg please use the tongs provided and sanitizer afterwards. Thank you!
It can hurt sometimes funny you said that I gave the Cat a lesson in static today I took a t Shirt off and tossed it on the bed and the Cat caught the static she didn'thalf jump lol
Arrh you've started without me! Can I have a pint of Peroni please? Actually make that 2 pints. Actually make that 2 pints plus a pint glass full of ice filled to the top with Drambuie please? Felling a bit frazzled, the washing machine has decided to go to the washing machine graveyard in the sky, leaving a small pond of water in the kitchen as it went 😤 I'll be fine once I've imbibed that lot!
You have my deepest empathy. Do you think the Government will agree a new washing machine (and a new microwave 'cause mine just gave it up) is an essential purchase?
I've already sorted out a new one via John Lewis, arriving next Saturday, but with Coronavirus their service now only extends to delivery to the drive or garage, can't enter house and can't take away existing dead machine. So my next door neighbour will be helping me take out machine to garage and moving new machine into kitchen. Not ideal as I'm trying to keep away from people but no other option.
Why do things break down at the wrong moment? If it had gone 3 weeks ago could have got John Lewis to install new machine and take away old one!
Good luck with the JL delivery. I got the usual text the day before delivery to confirm the time slot for the next day. Next day, 5 mins after the time slot expired I got a phone call to say they had a heavy load on & wouldn't be able to make the delivery....they didn't understand my question 'had the load suddenly get heavier during the day'!
Once got totally wrecked on Rusty Nails after a night shift on New Years Eve went home and opened a bottle of Malt and a bottle of Drambuie didn't take long to polish it off two of us lol
I believe Michael used the wand last time! I think we're OK with the soap as Michaels got it tagged. Just keep an eye on him & if he's got bulging pockets then we'll pat him down, probably stashed the loo rolls in there.
I find I've become obsessed with delivery dates. I'm not in need of anything at the moment but I don't seem to be able to stop myself trawling supermarket sites just to see if there are any dates available!
I'm sure I heard Michael Gove saying that when all this is over, the government is going to set up some counselling sessions for those of us with the newly recognised OCD of looking for food delivery slots 👀
Back.. Trust every one has been served? I got a text about unpaid bill. Although I paid yesterday morning it appears it will not be credited till Monday. Where does the money go over the weekend - Barbados?
Sorry, got called away by a pork chop🥩 the size of a small house!! 😂 And then a friend got in touch!! Anyway I don't want to boast or sound smug but........ I got a shopping click & collect slot! Not till 26th April but hey, I'll tak that and it's at the supermarket in town! ☺
Can I have my usual please, pint glass full of ice topped up with Drambuie?
Today is my birthday, and i can honestly say that I've never been so bl***y bored in all my life. The highlight of the day was to walk up to my drug dealer (aka Pharmacy) to collect a 28 day supply of drugs (medicines).
It has also been by a margin of unimaginable proportions being the cheapest birthday I can remember, Total spent today £1 on 2 pint carton of milk!
On second thoughts, can you make that 2 pints of Peroni, the Drambuie as above, plus a large Screwdriver with ice please? 😊
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