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How do you keep an idiot in suspence will let you know later

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And another great one! That's two this morning that have me laughing, and I'm still puzzling out the riddle one (I'll never get it in a gajillion years).

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Hi, come on, confess, you got a joke book for Christmas. Nice to hear from you, I was beginning to worry we hadn’t had any dreadful jokes lately.

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