New Year resolutions for 2020
1. Use phone torch when walking in dark places
2. Learn to use phone torch
3. Call less ambulances
4. Don’t eat oysters (smashed that one)
5. Stop making silly faces in meetings at work I’m meant to be chairing.
6. Remember to not speak with my pets’ voices in supermarkets
7. And restaurants
8. Stop giving other drivers rude names
9. Gracefully accept the lack of takeaway deliveries to rural areas and stop stalking multi-national takeaway chains on Social Media. Or the phone.
10. Appreciate that going shopping without changing from chicken cleaning may be perceived as ‘weird old woman covered in straw and what might be mud...’
Happy New Year all of you lovely people, and a happy (maybe a smidge less) to those not so lovely. 🥂🥂🥂🍾🍾🍾 (that booze is mine, hands off)