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Usual format nativity play. Mary and Joseph sitting by the crib. Enter the first, very small, wise man bearing a gift. " Thank you" said Mary.

The second tiny wise man entered, beaming at the audience and nearly falling over because he was so busy hamming it up that he wasn't looking where he was going.

"I have a gift for you" he shouted at the audience and looked at Mary.

She obviously wasn't very impressed.

"I've got one already" she shouted back.I

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Infant School nativity. Angel Gabriel with tinsel halo "Behold"...sniffs loudly wiping nose on back of hand..." I bring you glad tidings...."

Joseph " My wife is having a baby we need a room" Innkeeper " oh dear come in"

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