Thoughts For Those Of Us 50 And Pushing It.

[jimmyq]

1. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

2. Nobody expects you to run into a burning building.

3. People call at 9pm and ask “Did I wake you?”

4. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

5. You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.

6. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

7. You have a party and the neighbours don’t even realise.

8. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

[Lezzers]

😂 So true!

[Adaboo]

😂😂

[SpiritoftheFloyd]

9. Walking upstairs, and when you get there, wandering what you went upstairs for in the first place (Lezzers, you're exempt from this one).

[siouxbee19]

I agree with all but #2. Younger folks probably think "Oh well, you're old, you go in first!" 😂😂😂

[Dolphin14]

That was great