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If you need a laugh,... and don't we all in this weather!

If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers: Think KS3 NOT levels 2, 3 OR beyond!

Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.

A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?

A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?

A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. ( My current favourite!)

Q: What happens to your body as you age?

A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes

A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)I love this one!

A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax

And the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax

contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the

five bowels A, E, I, O, and U

Q: What is the fibula?

A: A small lie.

Q: What does ""varicose"" mean?

A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term ""Caesarean Section.""

A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "" benign"" mean?'

A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.( My absolute favourite)

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i will have to write that one down,it gave me a giggle,i not read it again yet, because my sides still hurt!!!

d58 xx


Needed that laugh as I had yet another visit to MIU yesterday and am now on pred again. Still needing salbutamol too often today but hope they will have kicked in properly tomorrow


HEHEHEHEHEHEHE I like this lot thank you for the the laugh I just got to reach for the inhaler as my lungs are fighting back against me and a tissue to wipe the tears of laughter.

But thank you anyway much needed after the week I am having

keep well everyone

Giggles xx


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