Insert anything into the vending machine, except money, then sit back and watch what comes out the other end.....you insert the object, someone else tells you what you got. Then that person inserts something. Only one rule!
No currency!
Example
Person One : I insert a ball of yarn.
Person Two: You get a new scarf.
I insert a loaf of bread.
Another Person: You get croutons.
I insert a tomato plant.... etc, etc
dolmayo sauce.
I inserted a banana and got
You got a troupe of monkeys!
I put in some oil..
a banana split
i inserted a guitar
ear plugs.
I put in a potato and got
You got some french fries.
I inserted drumsticks
You got a band.
I inserted a rabbit
came out a dove
I Put in a flower
I put in a dove and out came some moisturiser.
I put in a lipstick and came out
came out a clown- I put in a pencil
and out came a self portrait.
I put in a polar bear
and came out black.
I put in a comb
come came out as brush- I put in a apple
You got apple pie. I put in an orange
came out orange juice-I put in a bucket
came out orange juice-I put in a bucket
You got some ice
I put in some hay
you got a hourse-I put in some false teeth
I put in false teeth and got out a tube of tooth paste
You got a dentist!
I put in an old car...
And got a enzo Ferreri. I put in a gas canastor
and got a barbique and put in a watch
AndI got some time, I put in a fossil
and came out a house brick,I put in a mobile phone
out came a blackberry. I put in a book
And out came some knowledge, so I put in some experience
i put in some tea bags and came out
Out came some teabags, so I put in a composter
Out came some rhubarb. I put in a rolling pin
and got out a pie. I put in a sock
and got out a foot-I put in a newspaper
and got out some chips so I put in a fish.
came out a shark-put in a fishing rod
You caught a rusty bicycle. I put in a clock
and came out a cookoo-I put in a kipper
and out came a jug so I put in some milk
came out a cow,I put in a kitten
You got a cat burglar. I put in a window
and got out a view so I put in a sunset.
You got pink fluffy clouds. I put in a rainbow.
You get a pot of gold. I put in a smelly sock
You got a clothes peg for your nose! I put in a cup of coffee
and came out a teabag-i put in a teaspoon
You got a ladle. I put in a pebble
i got s spade-I put in a flag
And I got a castle-So I put in a gold watch
and got out some freetime, so I put in a book
You got a Billy bookcase. I put in this laptop
put in a laptop and got out a phone directory
Put phone directory in and out popped a very flat cat!!!
I got a flat cat and put in a dog
it came out a hot dog-I put in a monkey
and came out a gorilla-i put in a dustbin
It came out rubbish. I inserted a pencil..
it came out a sharp needle-I put in a rubber
You Got A Tyre I Put In A Laptop
and came out a typrighter and put in a dongle
You got a computer chip.
I put in some sunshine...
came out burnt-put in some sun cream
You got a ticket to Australia
I put in a wasp..
I got stung. I put in a tea cup.
and came out full of pop.
I put in a lamp shade
and came out smashed,I put in a frying pan
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