Hope this will make you smile all HealthUnlockders

[KingoftheCocktails]

Hope this makes you smile

EVER WONDER WHERE WE ARE HEADING?......

.....why the sun lightens our hair ,but darkens our skin?

.....why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

.....why you dont you ever see the headline.'Psycic Wins Lottery'?

.....why 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

.....why doctors call what they do 'practice'?

.....why you have to click on 'START' to stop Windows98?

.....why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,while washing liquid is made with real lemons?

.....why he man who onvests all your money is called a broker?

.....why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food.?

And.... in case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity,here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

(darn,and that's the only time I have to dry my hair).

On a bag of Crisps:You could be a winner!No purchase necessary.Derails inside.

(the shoplifter special)

On a bar of soap:'Directions:use like regular soap'

(and that would be How???.....)

On some frozen dinners:'Serving sugestion:Defrost.'

(but it's just a suggestion).

Richard Cornish

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

Ever wonder were you are headed?I know ,you are off to your local Breathe Easy group.

Not a member yet,then phone the BLF Helpline for how to join for free on 03000 030 555

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Hullo, King - laughs when really needed on a rainy day. Husband has retired to bed with such a painful back so I need a laugh. Bye Annie80x

[dall05]

Why do they call it breathe easy when none of us actually do. Anyway I don't care because I will be heading to my local breathe easy class on Tuesday because its great fun and good company. my favorite was the psychic one. Another goody off the kings seemingly never ending production line of entertainment. Tony.

[hufferpuffer]

Lots of smilies from me King! XXXX

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Love it Richard I will never be able to put my mascara on again without trying to close my mouth...

Bev x

[thatcham1939]

they were all good, but i dont use mascara, i liked the mouse flavoured cat food.

jan

[jemash]

Just what the doctor ordered today KOTC loved it xx

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...and ever wondered whose idea it was to put an S in the word lisp?

Or how come Tarzan doesn't have a beard?

And why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

lovelight x