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For any of my health friends,that may need cheering up!!

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Marijuana for all!

'Hallo is that the police?'

Yes, how can I help you"? I

I am calling about my neighbour Billy Smith,he has marijuana hidden in his wood pile

"Thankyou for your call sir,we will look into it'

The next day the police descend on Billys house.They search the shed where the firewood is kept,using axes they burst open every piece of firewood,but find no marijuana,swearing at Billy they leave.

The phone rings at Billys house,"hey Billy Bob,did the police come?

"did they chop your firewood?

"Yeah"

Merry xmas buddy !!

(hope that raised a smile!)

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pollyjj

Made me smile love it

polly xx

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KingoftheCocktails

Split my sides

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Shirleyj

Put a smile on my face. Good one x x

Nice one :)

:) x

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carol-anne

Brilliant!!! x

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Kingston

Ta Muchly. A much needed laugh here.

Gina x

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hufferpuffer

cheered me up!!! thankyou Wendells! :) xxx

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toonamp

8-) :D

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