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My Forgetter

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To all HealthUnlockderers

My forgetters getting better

But my rememberer is broke

To you that may seem funny

But to me that is no joke.

For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering

If I really should be 'there'

And when I'm trying to think it through

I haven't got a prayer!.

Oft times I walk into a room,

Say ''what am I here for?''

I wrack my brain,but all in vain

A zero is my score.

At times I put something away

Where it is safe,but Gee!

The person it is safest from

Is generally me!

When shopping I may see someone,

Say ''Hi'' and have a chat.

Then when the person walks away

I ask myself ''Who's that?''

Yes my forgetters getting better

While my rememberer is broke.

And it is driving me plumb crazy

And thay isn't any joke!

PS I don't remember who I meant to send this to.

Richard Cornish

BREATHE EASY = FRIENDSHIP

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I liked that ..really me...I keep a memory note and post its to jot things down as I think of them! love Annie

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Puffthemagicdragon

I've forgotten why I'm here now ! :)

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alanjudy

That's brilliant.

Judith

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serenityfrank

Should I know you?

I've forgot.

Frank

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dollysgirl

Haven't you done a funny poem before? Can't quite remember...............Keep 'em coming so that I can get it clear.

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sesh123

i cant remember if i enjoyed that or.......erm.....thingy

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KingoftheCocktails in reply tosesh123

Lovely

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peege

Yes lovely KOTC bless you xxxx

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Suzy6

Agree peege, sad having read this thread though, puff and alanjudy missed too.

Love Suzyxxx

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