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wife said to hubby “ can we make love in the kitchen ?”

Hubby, surprised at this unexpected request…

“ why the kitchen?”

Wife, nonchalantly replies..”I need an egg timer”

🤣🤣

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sassy59

🤣😂🤣 thank you for the laughter. Xx

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pegbl

😂😂😂😂👍

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Morrison10

wow, that’s different laugh

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Karenanne61

😂😂😂 I hope you don't laught at your own jokes or else those stitches are taking a hammering!

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Jane2005

🤣🤣🤣

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Threecats

😂😂

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Eastend555

lol

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Izb1

🤣😂🤣😂 Glad to see your humour in top form Mr B and hope the infection is under control x

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Lfcpremier

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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B0xermad

🤣🤣🤣🤣👍❤️

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SuziElley

😂🤣😂🤣😂 brilliant !

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Nula2

🤣👍. xxxx

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Mellywelly

Nice one 🙈😂😂😂😂

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Shirleyj

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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MoyB

🤣🤣🤩🤣🤣Love it!

How are you today?

Xx Moy

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Mrbojangles in reply toMoyB

just arrived home from Papworth with antibiotics and morphine…

Infection needs to calm down by Tuesday or the surgeon is gonna cut me open to attack said infection from the inside with a deep wash and scrape 8 inches outside wound.

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MoyB in reply toMrbojangles

Wow! Home already! Fingers crossed that the infection calms down so you can continue your recovery without the need for a deep wash and scrape.Xx Moy

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Mrbojangles in reply toMoyB

if the antibiotic doesn’t do its job by Tuesday the surgeon is pulling his scalpel out of his back pocket.

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MoyB in reply toMrbojangles

Let's hope he gives it a wipe with his hankie! Or even better, let's hope he doesn't need to get it out at all! 🙂Xx Moy

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Alberta56

Where do you find them all? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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watergazer

🤣🤣

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Thepainterswife

😂🤣 I needed that today , thanks . Hope everything’s moving in the right direction for you x

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Bingo88

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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mommieb

🤣😂

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Souielouie

🤣👏

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dunnellon

Good to hear you're home! Thanks for the giggle! Hope that infection calms down mighty soon. 😊

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djbctla

😂🤣🥰

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Mavary

ha ha!

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Nicholatracy

love it 🐞🐞

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Katinka46

(Deep sigh….). Lowering the tone again.

What can we do with you? You get away with it because we can hardly put you in the naughty corner. Scallywag squared.

It’s a good job we love you

Kate xxxx

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Stratos20

Ha ha brilliant 😄

Hope you’re doing ok Mr Bo

Best wishes Diane 😊

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Wheezes

absolutely hilarious 😂

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