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A man is sat in his armchair reading his newspaper and shouts through to his wife in the kitchen, " When I die I am going to leave everything to you love!"

She shouts back, " You already do, you lazy bug-er!"

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jimmyw123

ha ha ha,, brilliant huggs :)

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Toci in reply tojimmyw123

Lovely to see you back, Jimmy. :)

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jimmyw123 in reply toToci

thanks toci,, hope your well,,, jimmy:)

Oh that's a goody,& probably so true! xxx

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mustcarryon

Lovely, and so true

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Suzy6

So So true in this house before I had Emphysema. Loved it will be chuckling all day.

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Plumbob

Ha Ha tho hint of sexism there Huggs LOL.. He's not lazy just saving energy

Do that already wife said to me the over day all yo got to do if fill the kettle after you use it and you can't do that

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Wives (as you have found out) usually know best!! Ha ha ha joking, well maybe or maybe not!

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helingmic

Thoughtful enough! ;)

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huggs in reply tohelingmic

Mic, I'm surprised at you! Anyway, how are you feeling today? Better than yesterday I hope. Hope you got on ok with your consultants appointment. Take care. hugs xx

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helingmic in reply tohuggs

Still sweating at night, which makes me think it's TB. I'll be glad to see the chest consultant tomorrow

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huggs in reply tohelingmic

Sorry Mic, I thought you were seeing someone today. All the best for tomorrow. hugs xx

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oldkath

ha ha ha nice one

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huggs in reply tooldkath

Glad you like it. hugs xx

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undine

very good thank you - now I remember why I never married ha,ha xx

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huggs

Thanks undine for your appreciation. Now I know why I got divorced.! ha ha ha xx

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eastridingbigden

I said that to my wife the other day she said those exact words Well I never I said she must have been reading this loved it Huggs. Keep on fighting its lovely weather today

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huggs

HI eastridingbigden, Wow that's some name you have got there! There must be an abbreviated version? Anyway, I'm glad you and your wife experienced it! That's why its called a truism.! So pleased it gave you both a laugh. Take care. hugs xx

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