Woke up on Christmas morning
Checking Santa's done his stuff
There wasn't very much in there
But for me it was enough
Each thing was careful chosen
As something just for me
To make my eyes a sparkle
With genuine childish glee
But that was 80 years ago
Now Santa has to dash
Buy something that you think you'll like
I'll transfer to you the cash.
(Socks? Tie? Gloves? Sex Toy? 😉)
How times have changed Don. Your list certainly made me smile. Thank you. Xxx💜🥰
Will Puss be getting Christmas presents then?
Babys presents are all sorted out!
I expected she will get extra treats. I hope she’s not thinking of getting me anything. 😱 What did get Baby?
Baby will get her usual stocking and has a fancy collar for her main present!
Christmas was all about family and fun, we didn't get a l ok t but what we did get was given and accepted with love. Ioss that. Have a good night and take care 😊 Bernadette and Jack 🐕 xxxxxx
Hi Don you’re so clever with your poems, make us smile, and think of days gone by, Even growing up during war and afterwards, still had pressies. Thank you for cheering me up!
I’m really glad I can do that Jean. 😀x
Get yourself a nice blow up doll Don ! But don’t put it in the back of the van like Del Boy did 😂🤣 x
I think I might need a self inflating one. 🙄x
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Those were the days, a stocking with nuts and a tangerine and maybe a bit of chocolate was wonderful, happy memories x
Tangerines were like gold during the 1940s. 😀x
🎅 Santa probably shouldn't ask what you spend your cash on 😁
Santa shouldn’t be messing about with money or bank transactions, it’s a disgrace.
Next thing you know he'll be using his mobile to make money transfers . 🎅
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Those were the days. The excitement of the crinkling sound of mum's old laddered stocking at the end of the bed full of surprises. Always a Jaffa orange and an apple in the toe. I still remember the joy of finding a plastic pretend lipstick- it's probably still out there somewhere.
Great rhyme, Don. We were certainly happy to receive tangerines and nuts with an odd chocolate in our stockings, changed days!! xxx
Naughty Don!😀 I'd love to see my family's faces if I asked for a sex toy!I'm sure you can compromise with something from home!x
It might do them good to have a little shock now and then. 😉 I can never think of anything when people ask me what I want for 🎅?
Yet another smile Don. Brought back memories of nuts and tangerines. Can almost smell them.Jax🐶x🎄
Cheeky wink there lol xx
The thought of having a possible heart attack after employing a sex toy is like slipping in the shower and realizing they're going to find you naked! Yikes! Thanks for the giggle, Don!😂
Oh Don you are so funny! You really make us laugh! 😂
I used to love my Xmas stocking especially the chocolate pennies. The main present was always something I needed (like a winter coat, or new shoes), but well appreciated. Poor Gran used to get one of those selections of smelly bath salts (a cube shape). When she died I found about 10 years worth in her clothes drawers, to make the clothes smell nice.
Very good once again Don.😂😂💖👍
Another great one, Don, and very true! xx Moy
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Your poem made me smile. It's so cute and so true.
Merry Christmas
Happy Christmas
