HI FOLKS , - HAS ANYONE EVER TAKEN PART IN THIS ? - I'LL EXPLAIN ! ... = I WAS IN A MAJOR LONDON HOSPITAL FOR ABOUT A WEEK RECENTLY AFTER A " GRAND " EXACERBATION ! - COULD HARDLY BREATH ON WAKING UP ( HOW ONE CAN BE SEVERELY " PUFFED OUT " AFTER BEING ASLEEP FOR ABOUT SIX HOURS IS UTTERLY BEOND ME ! ) , AND DURING THIS TIME IN HOSPITAL WAS ASKED IF I WOULD TAKE PART IN A PIECE OF RESEARCH INTO COPD . - ( HAVING SIGNED SOME PAPER WORK ETC ) " OF COURSE I SAID " = " .-.. THE MORE WE LEARN ABOUT THIS PROBLEM , WE MIGHT BE NEARER TO FINDING , NOT A CURE , BUT A BETTER WAY OF MANAGING IT . AND IT CONSISTED OF THIS , = A , - WHAT I CALL A " BOTTLE TOP " IS ADHERED TO YOUR THROAT VIA MEDICAL ADHESIVE , ( JUST UNDER THE ADAM'S APPLE ) - QUITE PAINLESS AND NOT PARTICULARLY UNCOMFORTABLE EITHER ! .INSIDE THIS IS A = " TRANSMITTER " THAT SENDS "SIGNALS "OF MY BREATHING TO WHAT LOOKS LIKE A MOBILE PHONE ! , THIS IN TURN WAS CONNECTED TO A " BOX OF TRICKS " AS I CALL IT , WHICH , WHEN RECEIVING A CERTAIN SIGNAL , AUTOMATICALLY ALLOWS OXYGEN , VIA THE WARD'S SUPPLY, TO FLOW , VIA THE USUAL TUBING INTO MY NOSE ETC E. YOU " WEAR " THIS BY THE WAY , FOR ABOUT EIGHT HOURS , EITHER DURING THE NIGHT OR EIGHT HOURS DURING THE DAY . FOR ABOUT 5 DAYS . THE " MOBILE PHONE " AS I CALL CALL IT , HOLDS I ASSUME ALL THE " SIGNALS" SENT IN SOME WAY , AND FINALLY IS SENT OFF TO THE BOFFINS TO INTERPRET . SO HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT THE RESULT OF ALL THIS WILL BE , BUT PERHAPS SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE , I MIGHT HEAR ,...... OH BY THE WAY , A CT SCAN SHOWED UP A 5MM " NODULE " - WHATEVER THAT IS ! ON THE LEFT LUNG ... WHICH DOES'NT SOUND TOO HEALTHY ! , BUT THE CONSULTANT WANTS TO SEE ME IN MARCH " TO SEE WHAT ITS UP TO " !.. .AFTER ALL THIS I OFFERED MY BODY TO BE " EXAMINED" BY THE YOUNG FOURTH YEAR STUDENT DOCTORS ( SIX ) TO TAKE IT IN TURN TO HAVE A BASH ON ! ... SO I JUST SAID ..." CARRY ON DOCTORS " !!! - WHICH MUCH AMUSED THEM ..!.--- SO FOLKS , I;ME DOING ME BEST FOR RESEARCH ....AND LETS HOPE IT HELPS EVERYONE . - ALL THE BEST, AND TRY AND HAVE , AT LEAST , = A PLEASANT CHRSTMAS !. .