I went to see my doctor
I wasn't feeling well
I asked him what is wrong with me
I'm hoping you will tell
Well now said my doctor
You've lived for far too long
I'll give you this prescription
Your life it will prolong
So I went out to the chemist
The prescription to collect
And hurried home to take it
To see what it's effect
Looking at the label
Before I went to bed
I could hardly believe it
'Elixir of Life' it said
I sat there on my bedside
I poured it into a cup
Before it even reached my lips
Midge went and woke me up