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The Prescription.

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I went to see my doctor

I wasn't feeling well

I asked him what is wrong with me

I'm hoping you will tell

Well now said my doctor

You've lived for far too long

I'll give you this prescription

Your life it will prolong

So I went out to the chemist

The prescription to collect

And hurried home to take it

To see what it's effect

Looking at the label

Before I went to bed

I could hardly believe it

'Elixir of Life' it said

I sat there on my bedside

I poured it into a cup

Before it even reached my lips

Midge went and woke me up

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Hacienda

ha ha , I Like your Doctor, I like your Dreams Don. I think they call it cannabis ? XXXXX

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Izb1

Dont you just love it, your poems are guaranteed to cheer me up Don x

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sassy59

That elixir isn’t everything

It doesn’t always work

Whoever did come up with it

Was a silly jerk

You just feel much better Don

More poetry to write

Don’t feel you are put upon

Don’t mean to cause you fright.

Thinking of you always

As that’s what good friends do

Making the most of everyday

Will help to get you through.

Take care dear Don. Xxxxx

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Hacienda in reply tosassy59

Wow, Carole, Your So Good these days with your Rhyming, I bet our Ski's come along soon with an Antidote. Love as always. XXX

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sassy59 in reply toHacienda

Thank you Carolina. Skis has arrived! Lol. Xxx ❤️

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Whitechinchilla in reply tosassy59

😘

in reply tosassy59

You say it so well Carole. 😍xx

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skischool in reply tosassy59

I don't know how you find the time

To pen such clever rhyme

But of course my dear friend Cass(y)

You are a very special lass.:) xx

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sassy59 in reply toskischool

Love it skis, I always make time for such lovely people. Xxx 😘

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SquirrelsHolt in reply tosassy59

OMG sassy59 ..... now who's the poet. I loved your rhyme i really did. Cant quite give you any birthday wishes yet but in a few hours eh? 🐿🎅💕

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sassy59 in reply toSquirrelsHolt

Thank you SH, you’re very kind. It will be lovely to receive birthday wishes from you at anytime.

How time flies, I seemed to get older much quicker than I used to. 😂🎄🎅🏻🎄🤶🏻

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skischool

Little did you know as you dreamt of eternal life

Midge,Sally and her best friend had borrowed a kitchen knife

They were busy carving up your sizeable and impressive estate

Good job you woke up quickly before it was too late

Welcome back Master Po.. :) x

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sassy59 in reply toskischool

Yay! Excellent skis! Xxx 😘

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Hacienda in reply toskischool

I knew you would arrive on your Sturdy steed to Assess Don's Estate. LoL XXX

in reply toskischool

Sizeable and impressive? 🤣x

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skischool in reply to

Midge and the girls think so Master Po

They have read your will and know they will be loaded when you go. :)

in reply toskischool

I’ve decided to take it with me. 🤓

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skischool in reply to

I will heed my masters words and when i stop my coughing

i'll gather up my worldly goods and stuff them in my coffin. :) x

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Patsy164

Ha ha it was such a lovely dream. If only xx

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HungryHufflepuff

It’s good to see you back at your rhyming best Don. I hope you start to feel better soon, even without Midge’s elixir of life, or rather the one she interrupted you from dreaming about. 😴

in reply toHungryHufflepuff

You and my friends lift me up every time. 😀

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Jaybird19

You are very good at all this rhyming and tne punch line is always a hit!

We could all do with some of your magic elixir

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Katinka46

Oh Don.... love it. Oh Midge, chose your moments.

Kate xxx

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JANET127

Genius! So very good!!! Janet127

in reply toJANET127

Thank you Janet. 😘x

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Kittykat2

Very good Don 💕x

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RoadRunner44

The suspense is too much! Another to remember.

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Jomo46

Brilliant - again,,,!!,

Xx jo

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Dilly2

Don that's a good in.

Best wishes.

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Oshgosh

Bless

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Corin1950

That’s very good, Don.

We’d all like some of that!

Take care and keep on rhyming!

Corin

X

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Geminii

Love the little stories you tell with your rhymes! xxx

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johnboy_10

Excellent Don.

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Lyd12

Are you sure it wasn't Wonkavite, Don?

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Shirleyj

Good one Don made me chuckle, keep them coming 😀😀x

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Lilylung

Keep on keeping on Don , you always cheer me up ! xx

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SquirrelsHolt

Good morning Mr.D and another 🏆CLASSIC from yourself! So sorry you've been feeling poorly of late but it appeats you are back and rhyming again with another 🏆CLASSIC!!🐿🎅💕

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watergazer

Great rhymes

Oh that Midge, what is she like?

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Bingo88

Hahaha. So funny Don. I always wake up at the best parts too. Hope you have a good Christmas Don . Brian

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