How many Saturdays
Are there in the week?
Have they stuck another in
What a bloody cheek?
I no sooner deal with one
When another comes along
I'm sure it never was like this
When I was young and strong
Is this why the footballers
Are paid such massive fees
When they have those crowds
Of supporters to appease
It's not much help to me though
Two weekly shops each week
I get myself so breathless
And I'm wearing out my feet
Its' cause by that darn clock I know
That goes round far too fast
I think I'll get my hammer out
And give the thing a bash.