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I'm very cross with myself

Because I missed my chance

To buy some special tins of beans

Proved mine at just a glance

The well know slogan 'Beanz Meanz Heinz'

Was 50 long years old

I could have bought some special tins

With my name writ on there bold

My mother lovely though she was

Was not a brilliant cook

So egg chips and good old beans

Featured highly in my book

I still eat lots of beans on toast

They're so easy now to do

And if you come to stay with me

You'll eat a lot of 'em too.

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soul-123

Oh that's a shame to miss out on the special beans part of my staple diet too! Hope you feel better soon now you have started the rescue pack X

in reply tosoul-123

Thanks, the steroids will soon have me firing on six cylinders, the trouble is I only have four. 😕

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soul-123 in reply to

Well with the help of the beans you might be surprised and develop a couple more cylinders ha ha X

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😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jaybird19 in reply to

With so many beans,Don , you will jet propelled !

in reply toJaybird19

Sweeeeish>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>what was that?

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Jaybird19 in reply to

Well I did think it was the usual morning flight from new york coming into manchester.

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pegbl in reply to

Was waiting to see results of your consultation with your Dr friend ....can't see any mention of it ..... did he offer the CRP check ?

Gather your on rescue pack hope you get well soon. Xxx

in reply topegbl

I mentioned it to HH in the thread that start that pathway. It didn't go too well. He had heard of the CRP check and was surprised that some areas were offering it. He said that it would not give any indication of cancer cells which was what I was interested in, having lost a couple of old friends with bladder and postate cancer. They could have lived longer or at least have died of something less distressing if caught earlier. My doc looked as though he had more than a passing interest in the subject too. 😟

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pegbl in reply to

Well yes I can well understand your concern on that score, it is a shame about your friends, I have lost too many loved ones to cancer.......terrible terrible thing.

I understand that CRP check is to check the white blood cells which give an indication of a infection in your blood.....perhaps will be offered more widely in the future.

I can only assume as you are on your rescue pack that you have an infection of some kind, I hope you recover soon. Xxx

in reply topegbl

Yes the talk was about using it when deciding whether or not to use the rescue pack and I didn't bother asking about that since he didn't have the gear anyway. I knew I had an infection but delayed treating it hoping to test the check if he had the facility. Now I'm regretting doing that and seemed to have picked up a common cold to go with it.

But I've always preached that if you keep an active mind and apply it something other than your ailment you will heal so much quicker. So I'm sorry if the members find me rambling on even more than i did before for a while.

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pegbl in reply to

You ramble ....never 😂

Called mind over matter Don....good approach. Xxx

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sassy59

Love it Don and I love baked beans too. Just take care not to eat too many! Xxx 😘💖💋

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When you live on your own Carole, it doesn't matter how many you eat. It probably helps Midge to know where I am with just one sniff. 🤣😘

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👍🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hacienda

Love it, Love Beans, Everyone should eat Beans, Oh, They Do. Hope your feeling Better Don, now your on the Rescue Meds. Hugs XXXX

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Whitechinchilla

Perhaps you could write to Heinz Oh Venerable One and say how sad you are that you never had a tin with your name on it?😪

If you tell them what a fan you are they might just print one for you?

Worth a try??????

Nothing beats beans on toast on a winters day.😉 real comfort food.

Keep warm

X

in reply toWhitechinchilla

I'll just print myself a set of labels. That would really prove I'd lost the plot! 😁

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Whitechinchilla in reply to

Have to disagree Mr. Don.

That would prove you have great initiative.😂😂😂😂

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Whitechinchilla

Sorry Don.

I missed the post about your chest infection.🤧

Get better soon.x

Lots of beans definitely needed to boost the immune system😉🌈

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😂😂😘x

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Jomo46

We eat loads of beans two . Hope you’re better soon.

Xx jo

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SquirrelsHolt

I'm not sure if is a Good morning today Mr.D is it ?

50 years of our beloved Heinz Baked Beans and I never got my "personal" find made up either 😢 .

Can't say we'll be around for their next big celebration (unless it's 55year one eh?). Excellent rhyme as per your normal standard 💞

in reply toSquirrelsHolt

Well they wouldn't be as fresh sitting around waiting for labels to be printed SH, so why bother. 🤧

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😤😷

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skischool

Beans,beans are good for your heart

The more you eat the more you fart

The more you fart the better you feel

Beans beans for every meal

A timeless classic and a can of beans for anybody knows who composed it.

rip,rip,rip,rip,rip :) x

in reply toskischool

Rip Van Winkle?

Jaybird19 profile image
Jaybird19 in reply toskischool

😁😂🤣

Have not heard that before.

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Ergendl in reply toskischool

Even mentioned in dietitians' school.

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Corin1950 in reply toskischool

My sons’s version from primary school ( he’s now nearly 40)

Was Same first 2 lines as yours

Followed by

‘The more you fart ,the more you eat

The more you sit on the toilet seat’

Sorry but the timeless classic appears to have more than one version!

Lucky Don lives alone apart from the very understanding Midge.

Take care Skis

Love

Corin

X

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skischool in reply toCorin1950

Later i googled alternatives which unlike your son's were not suitable for the dodgy lung site Corin. :) x

in reply toskischool

Good heavens! it must be nearly lunchtime, Grasshopper has just popped up. 😂x

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skischool in reply to

An astute observation Master Po plus with the added complication of broadband problems all of my services are running late today,off to search for the missing brown bin,they have all disappeared? :) x

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PMRPete

Best offer for beans recently was Branston - 6 tins for a £1

in reply toPMRPete

How do they compare with Heinz, Pete?

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PMRPete in reply to

I find the flavour much better and they are softer which helps my wife.

in reply toPMRPete

I think they might suite me better too. I’ll try ‘em. 🙂

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Kittykat2

Get well soon Don.

Beans arre quick and easy and tasty.

I sometimes get the ones with the little sausages in 💕x

in reply toKittykat2

Yes they're good for a change. I should get those less, sugar, lass fat , less salt, gluten free, vegetarian friendly and also contribute towards one of my five a day. And die happy? I don't think so. 😁

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JANET127

Mr Don! Great one again! Beans on toast huh...I never tried that! I will now! I like Shit on a shingle ( dried beef on toast with white sauce) Keep writing! Janet127

in reply toJANET127

I don’t like the name they gave your toasty meal, Janet, that put me off big time. 🤮

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Caspiana in reply toJANET127

😝

SORRELHIPPO profile image
SORRELHIPPO

Can no longer eat the beans, so have to make do with spaghetti hoops!!

in reply toSORRELHIPPO

Sorry to hear this SH, missing out on one of life's great luxuries. 😥

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Caspiana

I love baked beans too!! Loved them since I was little. But now I only have them for a "special" breakfast. xx 😊 😀

in reply toCaspiana

Good for you Cas, what makes are available there? 🤨xx

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Caspiana in reply to

Heinz is not available in the local supermarkets. It wouldn't sell. It has to be bought at shops that specialize in foreign food or on Amazon. We have versions of it like beans in tomato sauce, but it is foul. 😮 Beans on toast is definitely not a Japanese thing so it's not popular. Although I love Heinz, I have to limit my intake due to the high level of sugar and sodium. But it's nice to have it as a treat. xx 😊

in reply toCaspiana

Maybe that's why you don't have an obesity problem there.😀xx

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Caspiana in reply to

😂😂😂 We have other problems instead!! 😁😁😁

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Corin1950

Sorry to hear you’ve not been well

Take care

Corin

X

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majji

Tis one of my favourites Cap'n - grilled cheese on buttered toast smothered in Tesco (much nicer than Heinz) Baked Beans with a drop or two of Lea and Perrins Worcestershire Sauce stirred in - that really does warm you up on a cold winter day. And then of course there's American style Baked Beans which are marvellous eaten cold in the summer . . . . now I am making myself feel hungry . . . .

in reply tomajji

I alway thought that baked beans came over here with the GI’s in WW2 together with Spam but they pre-dated the war years I believe.

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HungryHufflepuff in reply to

Did you know that Heinz developed their own varieties of tomatoes to get that unique Heinz taste 🍅

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majji in reply to

Baked Beans were originally sold in the UK by Fortnum and Mason in 1901 as a luxury item. A large can would cost 9d (the equivalent to £2.15 by today's prices). The first can of British-manufactured Heinz Beanz was created in the Heinz factory in Harlesden in 1928.24 Oct 2017 - so ya not wrong Cap'n!

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