Haven't heard from Jake today...perhaps he's still trying to decide which is right and which is left...just as well I'm in no hurry for these shirts and trousers...
Can't remember which of you kind people recommended Jo Nesbo...whoever you were I'm very grateful 'cos I'm whizzing through the Harry Hole books and really enjoying them...
Himself found three tins of chickpeas in kitchen cupboard which were out of date by four years...he flourished them triumphantly and I scowled and said it was nothing to do with me...I'm quite good at lying ,don't go pink and can look at him straight in the eye without so much as blinking...then I spoil it by giggling inanely...
Why have we three tins of chickpeas in the first place he said...I was going to make hummus...Ah, says Himself...do I like hummus? You did when we went to have supper with Keith...Keith who? I thought I couldn't go there, so I just told him he was a friend of mine from years ago...
Then he went back to the cupboard and found some seriously out of date tinned tomatoes...they joined the chick peas in a heap at the end of the table...next was a tin of green lentils, closely followed by some Chinese stir fry vegetables...
Why in heavens name did I buy a tin of Chinese stir-fry vegetables in the first place...
They ought to have been consumed in 2012...and why can't they say 'eat' why does it always say 'consume by'.
Brian says he'll be here on Tuesday to 'measure up'...if he doesn't get a move on his sheep will be lambing and then he won't have the time to be fixing kitchen roofs...he'll have his arm up sheeps private bits in the middle of rain swept fields instead.
The sheer horror of moving everything out of the kitchen...at least there won't be any out of date tins...