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Chocolate drops, oh chocolate drops

Please leave me alone

I'm type two diabetic

And I cannot you condone

I know if just take one or two

That would be alright

But when you have me in your grasp

I fail to see the light.

I try to be restrictive

But I don't have a chance

Once one melts upon my tongue

I go into a trance

I can see the time will come

When my body will be confined

The death certificate showing

Chocolatedropitis, of a serious kind

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chubby2x22 profile image
chubby2x22

Sweet! Jane

sassy59 profile image
sassy59

Iโ€™ve not eaten chocolate for a few weeks now,

Not even had a craving, though I donโ€™t quite know how.

Went to bbq at familyโ€™s nearby

They produced Hotel Chocolate

Oh no, I thought but why? letโ€™s have a think, but wait,

Iโ€™m actually pre diabetic but one wonโ€™t hurt thinks I,

I decided just to go for it I cannot tell a lie.

I didnโ€™t stop at one though I really must confess,

One turned into two then three,

Iโ€™m sure you can guess the rest. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿท xxxxx

Thank you once again Don xxxx

โ€ข in reply tosassy59

Spiffing response if I may say so. ๐Ÿ˜

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sassy59โ€ข in reply to

Thank you kind sir. Xx ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜˜

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Sillysausage234โ€ข in reply tosassy59

๐Ÿ˜„

skischool profile image
skischool

Ah but imagine Master Po if you were to buy them sugar free

you could still enjoy the chochie buzz if you had them with your tea

But do take care cos rumour has it that midge is not allowed

To partake of similar pleasures or she will end up in a shroud :(

Ski's and a chocolate free Scruff;s x

โ€ข in reply toskischool

Good grief no. Midge gets none. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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HungryHufflepuff

Oh chocolate how I love thee

Though you make me such a fatty.

I really have no self control,

Youโ€™re bad for my health but good for the soul ๐Ÿ’• โ™ฅ๏ธ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ’–

โ€ข in reply toHungryHufflepuff

Quite right HH. ๐Ÿ˜

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PMRPete

Perhaps these chocolate drops would suit better?

The Carolina Chocolate Drops

youtube.com/watch?v=lPl8qlK...

โ€ข in reply toPMRPete

Oooeee, I like that. ๐Ÿ˜€ None fattening too!

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pegbl

Brilliant once again Don you touched on a subject so dear to everyone ๐Ÿ˜‚ I go through that struggle every night when I sit down to watch TV, and it's always going to be just the 1piece ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ™Š I never win !!!!!

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ xxx

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watergazer

I know that feeling Don. Currently limiting myself to my Lindt chocolates x

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Magpuss

Oh Don - where will it all end, I have malteseritus and it seems there's no cure. Funny thing is, these no suffering involved in having it๐Ÿ˜

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No Magpuss suffering comes later. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Lets not tell the Government, they'll think they could save us by putting the prices up. ๐Ÿ™

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JANET127

I loveeeeee chocolate too! Cute poem Mr Don! Janet127

I sensed that you might, Janet. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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