I saw this lovely lady,
She really caught my eye.
She made me stop to look at her
I could not pass her by.
I thought I'd like to meet her
And made my way inside,
Pretending not to notice her
Whilst trying to decide.
Should I take her home with me
Or would that be unwise.
A single man living on my own,
I'd be viewed with some surprise.
What the heck I took her up,
And made towards the door.
Paid ten quid to the charity shop
And not a penny more.
Now here she sits without a stitch
My Black Art Deco Figure.
She gives me lots of pleasure
But I wish her lamp was bigger.