Can I trust him
To get things right?
There's been occasions,
When he caused me fright.
Is he reliable
Will he be there
When I'm ill
And need his care.
Will he remember
Which pills I take?
Always be there
When I awake.
Have good road manners,
Drive with care?
Keep me safe
Till we get there?
I'm pretty sure
None of those can be
Because that silly bugger's
Me!