I think if I was him upstairs,
The one they say that cares,
I'd make some serious changes,
In the way we count our years.
Instead of having twelve months
I'd knock that down to ten.
Getting shut of Jan and Feb
And the weather we have then.
So once that we've had Christmas.
I think I'd let that stay.
We'd go straight into Easter,
On a fixed date, by the way.
So if there's anything else,
That you think I've missed.
Just have a think about it
And send me up a list.