Age.

Age is just a number.

That is what they say.

My number then is 87

For 10 months that will stay.

But hang on just a minute.

My knee-joints are much less.

I've only had them 19 years,

My teeth are even less.

In fact it doesn't matter.

What number you pick on,

So long as that inside your head

Is only twenty-one.

[cofdrop-UK]

😀😀😀

Xx

[Tilantoe]

So true, I have younger parts of me too. Really made me smile. Wondered where you were. Keep em coming. Love pat x

[Katinka46]

Oh yes. Definitely. But that’s what’s so wonderful about the forum. We really, really are 21. Kate xxxx

[Hacienda]

Your only as young as the man/woman you Marry, so they say !!!! It's a Numbers Game for all of us. Hips, Teeth, Meds, Keep them coming Don Please. Our Doggies/cats don't care. they are all older than us xxxxxx

[Pantani]

My wife thinks I'm in my second childhood, at the numerical age of 70 I've recently taken up fishing and today I bought a ukelele.

[Spacecat1 in reply to Pantani]

I've bought myself some crayons and felt tips and colouring books now colouring n.

[skischool]

Don,i think i have been 40 now for more than 25 years

I put this conundrum down to consumption of foreign beers

Ski's and Scruff's xx

[HungryHufflepuff in reply to skischool]

I thought you said constipation. Constipation keeps you young? Whatevs. 😁

[Hidden in reply to HungryHufflepuff]

Constipation? It certainly keeps you going, but without many results? 😣😂

[Izb1 in reply to skischool]

Thought you have disappeared as no comments on wheezy skis poem, must be the foreign beers x

[Patsy164]

😄😁🤣 xx

[Candyred]

My wee Scottish Granny use to say “yer only as auld as the man yer feeling hen!”..

hmm 🤔 in that case it’s 62.. 😬..

huge hugs my friend xx❤️

[Hidden in reply to Candyred]

My last one was 15 years my junior, yet he seemed much older than me!! He was a BIG mistake that lasted 17 years, but now I have one who's only 10 months my junior - a much better choice - and I've now stopped looking. 🥰

[lizzyw]

Despite our various ailments most people on this forum seem young in spirit and always ready to share a laugh and it’s often Don who inspires us 😊

[sassy59]

Totally agree Don. Xxxxxx

[majji]

Our great Mr D is back on top form

so good to see he's rhyming as norm

wish I could emulate and be just as quick

sadly I can't as still rather sick.

Best wishes to all . . .

[HungryHufflepuff in reply to majji]

I'm sorry to know you're still sick 😞 I do hope things start to improve for you soon though. Your rhyme's pretty awesome all the same 👍

[majji in reply to HungryHufflepuff]

Aww thank you HHp - your response made me feel much brighter

[Hidden in reply to majji]

I hope by now you’re better still,

I don’t like hearing that you’re ill.😟

[illawarra]

I loved that! Thank you from Oz.

[Hidden in reply to illawarra]

It’s good you recognise the Crown,

Despite you hanging upside down. 👑🦘😀

[illawarra in reply to Hidden]

Good one! Don-Rhymer

[watergazer]

😆😆love it Don and so true as you get older

[Shirleyj]

😊😊😊x

[stamford1234]

Great stuff x

[MoyB]

Excellent, Don! xx Moy

[WheezyAnne]

Mum used to say, "stop acting your shoe size" (small 3,or 35 in euro,).

[Izb1]

Need cheering up after the day I've had and this was just the tonic xx

[Hidden in reply to Izb1]

Sorry you had such a bad one, glad if it helped just a little bit.😘

[undine]

21 too old 18 more like it except it does not rhyme ... good one thank you xxx