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Midge's new friend.

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Dolly is sitting there like a toff

Waiting till we can set off.

I'd like to bet you all a fiver

She's going to be a back seat driver.

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skischool

Good morning officer said driver Don

yes she's strapped in seat belt on

Don't detain me long i'm late you see

For my appointment with psychiatry

Still mad as a box of frogs Master Po.........love Ski's and Scruff's x

in reply toskischool

How bl**dy dare you!!! 😜😄x

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SquirrelsHolt

Classic Don-Rhymer !! Great stuff lol !

in reply toSquirrelsHolt

That Ski bloke is trying to steal my thunder! 👿

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Izb1 in reply to

He doesn't stand a chance Don x

in reply toIzb1

Whilst he might be a bit of a cad,

You must admit his poems aren't bad. 🙄

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sassy59

Dolly’s sitting so serene

Behaviour fitting of a Queen

Waiting to be on her merry way,

Looking to have fun on this lovely day. Xxxxx

Oh blimey, redundancy is staring me in the face. That's lovely. 😘

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Pantani in reply to

Their rhymes are the jottings of wannabees.

Your still the poet laureate of Health Unlocked.

in reply toPantani

🤣💪

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Kittykat2

Crazy as a box of frogs haha but you brighten a dull day ❤️👍🏻😏

in reply toKittykat2

🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 I’m amongst friends. 😘

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HungryHufflepuff

Dolly’s strapped in raring to go

On a new adventure with Master Po

Taking the camper van out to explore

Up in the hills or down by the shore

Don’s busy at the stove making a brew

Because Midge is the boss as we secretly knew.

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SquirrelsHolt in reply toHungryHufflepuff

Oh ,ho ho ho! @Don-Rhymer,@Skischool you both need to be scared,very scared....of @Sassy59 and @Hungryhufflepuff..both have kept their rhyming skills hidden up until now....so watch your backs !!!pmsl!!

It’s really good whilst here I sit

To read these poems which I ain’t rit.

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Magpuss

Great to read them as I sit here

But your still the tops Don, have no fear.

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Lyd12

I wonder where she's going?

I hope it's somewhere nice -

Perhaps to shop for toy boys -

Will Don pay the asking price?

in reply toLyd12

🤣 They are getting better and better! 😂😘

Competition indeed Don?

They're poets and letting us know it! 😉

Great isn't it. 😄 Your turn now I think. 😉

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Izb1

Love Midges new friend and the little ditty, looks like they are all jumping on your bandwagon Master Po, time to put Skis in his place x

in reply toIzb1

There's always room on my bandwagon for people trying to forget their pains and troubles for a little while. Skis I'm afraid is a lost cause, but Scruffy is working on him. 😉

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Izb1 in reply to

Aaaw so nice xx

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Whitechinchilla

She’s adorable. Like your poetry. Love all the replies too.

Happy Whatever it is you are celebrating?

Good wishes

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majji

Oh lord they are all at it

and I can't think of anything

drat it!

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Sandyeggo

When she starts talking to ya toss her out the window- LOL

in reply toSandyeggo

😱

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HungryHufflepuff in reply toSandyeggo

Dollycide?! Like Don said ... 😱

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Paulinemr

Love your rhymes they always make me laugh. Have a merry Christmas and all the best for the New Year x

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stamford1234

She looks a bit nervous, I guess she will perk up when you get going.

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Sandyeggo

Gosh you gotta quit playing w/that poor little puppy’s toys! You’re gonna mess her up” said Midge

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