It's steak and kidney pie for tea,
I hope that pig leaves some for me.
I wish he'd go back to his hutch
Before I kick him in the crutch.
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I really should have got a job
Of writing words for Rupert's gob
It's now too late but never fear.
I'll write instead for you lot here.
Nice one Don! That's the type of picture that brings back many memories, and your rhyme is lovely to hear in this over-sanitized, Nanny-state, and to Hell with the consequences! 😂
And if there's anyone out there who's 'offended', then they need to listen to this guy...
Yes, just you keep on doing your fabulous rhymes because they make so many of us smile....so that's good isn't it?
Yes it's brilliant and it's why I do it. It never occurred to me that some might be offended by some of my humour. 🤔
That's this guy's point Don? There are some people who need to wake up and smell the roses, and find something worth moaning about! Don't ever stop writing as you do Don, and for those miserable lot who may be 'offended' - they can go and find something else to read! We all love your rhymes! 😘😊
Ha Ha, Had to stop my Baking just to have a Laugh. Making Mini Quiches for our Breathe Easy Fuddle Tomorrow. Think there will be a lot of Hungry Little Pigs there, hard to keep the Home Pig from Eating them all up...Hands Off Hubby Great once again Don. XXXX
One of your best xx
Love it. I adored Rupert when I was a child but had to sneak in the annuals I borrowed from friends because my mother did not approve of his provenance. The Express. So the more the merrier, please. Shall we write a Rupert Story? You do the rhymes and I’ll do the pictures.
Kate xxxx
I'm a member of 'The Followers of Rupert Bear', followersofrupertbear.co.uk/ (My friends think I've completely lost it.) So although I take the mickey out of Rupert occasionally I don't think I want to go that far. Why not do some pictures of Granny on one of her outings and I'll try to fit rhymes? That would have more scope, she's sure to have COPD. 🙄
Who knew there was such a thing as Followers of Rupert the Bear!? Well obviously you did but I have learned something new today as I always do here 👍
Love it! xx Moy
😂😂😂😂x
You are sooo talented. And it’s kind of you to share with us.
Is that grammatically correct? 'I'll write instead for you lot here!'
Would you prefer 'Instead I'll write for you lot here' or 'I'll instead write for you lot here'? It's about rhythm not your grandma. 🧐
So that's the rhythm method is it . . . . ?
You could say that....get it wrong and you're in trouble. 😉
Lotsalols!
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