Now there's a fascinating fact for you.
Concerning the shape of wombat poo.
In marsupials it is quite rare,
Because in fact it comes out square.
Why is this I hear you say?
Because it must not roll away.
It's used, you see, to mark a spot.
The wombats special parking lot.
It's just as well we can't do square.
To just stop others parking there.
Well done Don I love it
I read that article today and I love the fact it inspired you to write a poem .Brilliant 😊
Really? There was an article? I had no idea about wombats 'stools' This rivals the facts about sloths and their toilet habits. Again I've learned something new today 😎
The article was on the BBC news app which is easy to obtain .It must be easy for me to be able to do it 😊
Thanks 👍 I found the article. What a strange but fascinating discovery 🚽
Dear Don.
Just imagine the consequences if we all 'pooed' square
We would fill up all the beds in intensive care
And as for Wally wombat with his fancy turd
The mere thought of it is really quite absurd.
Keep em coming Master Po.............Ski's and Scruff's x
Very good Grasshopper the best I've heard.
But I'd never use a word like turd! 😮
It’s really is quite heart stopping
To think how many words describe a dropping
Big or small and cubed ones too
So many ways to describe our poo
Maybe lots or sometimes fewer
And some that are spread as manure
Whether you sit or simply stoop
Or use a toilet when you poop
Like Don i avoid the rudest words
When talking about the wombat turds.
Brilliant, and very interesting fact. Made me chuckle for ages.
Why am I not getting some posts ? just read yours Don after going through them all from 6 am this Morning. I wonder if the Teams on " I'm a celeb, get me out" have experienced this yet ? It seems they are having Poo problems, and eating kangaroo, so Cruel. Arrr, That could be the problem , maybe change their Diet to Wombat's. Great Poem Don. Ha Ha Ha . xxxxx
Oh Don, you DO make me laugh! Thank you! xx Moy
How funny, thank you again for making me laugh first thing on the morning.
That doesn’t often happen!
We have a loo that is square
My BB took one look and said “I’m not doing owt in there.
I cannot do
The Wombat poo.”
And crept off down the stair.
(He really didn’t like our brand new loo)
Heyho
Needs more practice
Love Kate xxx
Recently I stayed somewhere with a square toilet and I have to say it was weird. I guess in the fullness of time I’d have become more used to it but it was just odd. To put it mildly. I hope your BB gets to like it. I was going to ask if you like it but that’s maybe too personal a question 😊 It’s perfect for square poop though. Had I known about square poop at the time, I might have been more appreciative of the square toilet. ⬛️◼️◾️▪️
There’s a restaurant near me that advertises square meals, if that’s any help. 😀
So the plates are not round ....?
Just love it Don, always makes me smile, thank you x
Hehehaha like that one x
Disabled Parking Spaces ... 
How do I manage this
It's A Scientific Fact. 
