It took some getting used to,
Living on my own.
I'd always had the missus here
Running a happy home.
My dinner on the table,
At the time that it was due.
When I asked "Who'll do that now?"
They always answered "You!".
This came as a shock to Me,
Cos I've enough to do.
So I had to employ someone else
'Myself' must act in lieu.
And so we live together.
Rowing all the time.
Me says "Get that mess cleaned up"
Myself says "No it isn't mine".
Me says "Right, I'm off t' pub"
Myself says "Don't you dare."
"There's loads of shopping here to do,
And that washing over there".
We are not a well matched couple,
But then few couples are.
One thing we both agree on.
My missus was a star.