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I once was fat and chubby,

And wanted to lose weight.

Then hot weather came along,

At first I thought it great.

But now I think I've had enough,

And wish that it would rain.

Cos if it doesn't happen soon

I'll have dripped right down the drain.

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sheila1kerry

Brilliant ❤️

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skischool

Sending you a nice cool beer Master Po . :)

Ski's and a cool cat.x

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Magpuss

Ah......I was beginning to wonder where you were, good to have a chuckle again. Have to say - even 'just plodding' has been a bit too much today.

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Damon1864Volunteer

Fantastic take a bow😂 love Bernadette xx

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sassy59

Same here Don, got lots more melting to go yet thoug lol. Xxx 😘💖🤣

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pegbl

Perfect, but I think I would need many,many,many heatwaves before I would lose weight 😞 lol Peg xxx

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Damon1864Volunteer in reply topegbl

I'm sure that's not true Pegbl. 😊 Bernadette xx

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pegbl in reply toDamon1864

Ohhhhhbut it is.....just like somebody keeps pumping me up with a by cycle pump while I'm asleep lol🤣XxxPeg

Haha..😃😃

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Katinka46

So glad to see you again.

We’d missed you.

Love and a slippery hug

K xxxx

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Judith41 in reply toKatinka46

May I echo that please. Missed you very much Don xx

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Pantani

Only said to my wife today that I hadn't seen your posts , glad to see your still on top form Don.

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SquirrelsHolt

So good to read you "have returned"!! This very hot weather is a testing time for us and our four legged friends. I wonder,does Midge swim? Have you been coping ok in this weather?

in reply toSquirrelsHolt

We both used to swim when we were younger, now we just have cold showers to keep cool.

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Caspiana

Hello Don. 😊

Very nice to see you. xx 🙋🐕

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joyce74

Nice to see you back Don.love your poem

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Hacienda

Hi Don, Welcome Back, and of course Slim Midge. This ode reflects a few of us I'm sure, always looking for a way to lose weight...Thank You. Ha Ha Love n Hugs xxx

Our own poet loiret,Mr Don Rhymer,Ive lost 4st Don..naaa that's a lie put on more like 🙄 all the ice cream to cool down to blame lol

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Ergendl

It certainly is a grand time for losing weight - salads are much more tempting in this weather. I',m 65.1 kg this morning and blood pressure back in the more normal range.

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Margaret_craft

Very good Don. Keep them coming. I read them all. I will send you my big floor standing fan, hope it helps. We haven't had heat like this for years. x

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donut43

What fun! That has cheered me up.

Dan

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MoyB

Hooray! You're back!! You've been missed, Don. Love the ode today - spot on! xx Moy

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CoffCoffWalkWalk

If only Don-Rhymer, if only 🤣😂.

There's time yet! :-o

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mskpjb

Good one Don ! I wondered where you were. Probably off with your little caravan no doubt. Did you see Stone's post about dog's feet getting burnt in this weather ? I'd hate the thought of little Midge suffering. At first, although I absolutely hate hot weather, I told myself at least I'm saving on central heating, But I've got fans going day and night so I don't know how that will affect bills. Anyway it's good to see you back Don. Love to you and a kiss on the nose for Midge. Sheila xx

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JANET127

LOLLOL That is GREAT!!! What a good mind you have! I am a poet also!

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WheezyAnne

Ha,ha,ha. Great.

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mellyme

love it and can relate.

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punkyb

so cute

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hoping2improve

Great, as funny as ever. Thanks

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