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I'm a Northern working dog,

And I don't believe in cute.

If I see a pile of muck

I go and have a root.

I go home rather smelly.

After a day at working hard.

And cos I'm allus peeing

I'm kept out in the yard.

I goes t'pub with boss man

And enjoy a fag and pint.

The boss he's allus coughing.

He gives me quite a fright.

While talking to a pit bull

A reet tough one was he.

He told me that boss man

Had probably got COPD

So to do the boss a favour,

I give my tail those extra wags.

To waft the smoke away from him,

While I'm smoking all his fags.

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sassy59

Excellent Don xxxx

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tillie

Brilliant as ever and have loved them all. Thank you.

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BillBruce

Thankyou- I haven’t worked out what cheered me up most the poem or the picture of the dog anyway thanks again

Bill

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Annie31

Brilliant, so funny!

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PMRPete

We had two dogs,

a Dalmation and a Red Setter, both loved sheep muck!!

I had two Labs who loved retrieving lost golf balls. Since I live within a stones throw of six golf courses I always had buckets and buckets of used golf balls.

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Judith41

You brighten my day, Don. Thank you. Hugs 🙂 xx

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helenlw7

I love it. I wish I could write so welll.

It’s new puppy day for us today.

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mskpjb

Oh Don you've surpassed yourself with this one ! Great ! Sheila xx

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undine

nice one thank you xx

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Nicholatracy

Good work Don. Happy New Years to you

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hoping2improve

Brilliant as ever. Got me laughing. Thanks

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