New Year.

The clock struck twelve

The fireworks banged.

Auld Lang Syne

Was being sanged

He wokened up

Next to wife

Her curlers in,

His worry and strife.

He looked around.

Went for a pee

Thinking nothing here

Looks new to me.

[Billiejean_2]

But I think he was happy enough with what he had, Don. I mean, who could resist those curlers ?

[Hidden in reply to Billiejean_2]

Nowt like curlers and wrinkly stockings to get a man going, eh?

[Billiejean_2 in reply to Hidden]

Well it worked for Compo and Nora Batty.

[Caspiana in reply to Hidden]

Hahaha 😁

[knitter]

The wife looked up

Saw his bald head and said

' isn't there a new man

I can have instead'

Ha ha, Don....you are definately a better bard than I am ...thank you for the laugh .

[sassy59]

Very funny Don. Great picture xxxx

[undine]

very good thank you xx