God Bless the weather forecasters
Who rarely get it right.
Are they aware of the holidays
Their misforecasting can blight?
They never say it will be wet
Then find that they were wrong.
You wouldn't mind wearing wet gear,
When you only need a thong
But turning up in sun wear,
With your bucket and your spade
Makes you wish that you had
Taken up butchering as a trade!