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Between you and me, I think Fred just ran out of blonde jokes.

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But if you want chicken jokes, I've got chicken jokes!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the idiots house.

Knock knock ?

Who's there ?

The chicken

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Colours23

I think so too,he escaped that rabbit stew,!!!

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Chicken saw a turkey about to cross the road. He turned to the turkey and said "Do not do it you will never hear the last of it!"

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xx

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Pedros

Why did the chicken cross the road softly?

Because he couldn't walk hardly!

Peter.

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