Good morning all. The following quotes were taken from dictated medical records by medical professionals, hope you find them as funny as I did.
☆ By the time he was admitted his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better.
☆ Patient gets chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
☆ The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet.
☆ On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.
Lynda, x