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I believe that's how April is described or have I got the wrong month, anyway here we are at the end of another month and when I looked out we have a blue sky and sun shining brightly, I just hope that it stays like this for the weekend, not that I am to bothered but I am thinking of those families that could be coming down for the weekend, but the weather is out of my control and is governed by a higher body.

Right I am not up for much today, nothing exciting planned what about you all anything you would like to share with us ?

Changing this to two rather dim men.

Right these two chaps decided to hire a boat and go do a little fishing on the local lake, anyway after about 3 hours of fishing in various places they had still not caught one fish, anyway they decided to move and give it one more try. They moved closer to these over hanging trees, cast the rods and right away the fish started to bite, every time the line went out they got a bite it was crazy. They decided they had enough for a meal so started to get ready to go back, when the first man said we should mark this spot for next time we come out, so with a large black marker pen he put a cross on the bottom boards of the boat, seeing this the second man shouted don't do that , now anyone that hires this boat will know just where to come fishing.

Enjoy your day what ever it is you end up doing or not doing :) ;) xxx Fred

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Jolyn

Lol...yes very dim men indeed. lol

Good morning Fred, quite cloudy here but the sun's trying to peep through. It's supposed to be sunny all day. So we'll see.

We do have a nice family get together planned on the weekend so that should be fun.

I'm catching up with a friend later. Have a nice day Fred :-) xxx

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holly17 in reply toJolyn

Looks like you are well planned out Lyn for the weekend that's good, and another catch up with a friend today whose turn to buy the lunch ? Have a lovely weekend, I might not make it on here in the morning as I have to go up for an X ray early but will see what time I wake. Speak later :) ;) xxx

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Jolyn in reply toholly17

It won't be lunch today Fred, it will be a cuppa and a good old natter. :-)

All the best with your x-ray, I hope you get some good results and if you miss your morning shift, there's always the evening shift. lol :-) xxx

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holly17 in reply toJolyn

There is no fooling you is there, I thought when I retired I had finished with shift work lol :) Alright you win, anyway enjoy your natter and cuppa :) :) xxx

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Jolyn in reply toholly17

:-) xxx

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Jan_m

Morning Fred, hope it is a nice weekend it is BMAD bike festival on Paignton green starts Friday finishes Sunday, should be a good weekend with lots going on. Jan 😎 x

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holly17 in reply toJan_m

Hope you have the weather to be able to enjoy the bikers day, went once but not really a bike person. Have a good day :) ;)

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Colours23

Looks like it's warming up under the sea today, what journey are u going to take us on today, beautiful sunrise this morning feel the warmth coming through won't be long before we can breath in the summer again, another wonderful day ,ignore the politicians puffed up with pride, send prayers to the people in Nepal. I will read your joke now. Have a positive day.x

hahahah

laughing is a great start to the day.

Thank you

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Keep smiling Mandy :)

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bobbydoda

That's funny love things like that it cheers ppl up thank you u made me smile x.bobbydoda

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holly17 in reply tobobbydoda

Thanks good to speak bobbydoda, don't be a stranger and keep smiling xx :)

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Lyd12

think you must have read my mind Fred, was thinking about all these jokes about silly women, time we had one about silly men!

suns shining here, birds are busy nest building, blossoms out, wishing us all the best day possible. Love Iris x

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O2Trees in reply toLyd12

Just what i was thinking Iris, only fair in the name of balance ;)

Morning Fred, you are a ray of sunshine. And sunshine outdoors but FREEZING today :(

Hustings tonight, Im going and will try to keep away from germy people. I think it will be packed.

Cant wait for the election to be over and get back to real life, only topic of conversation in our house at present.

Hope X-ray shows nothing significant, or no worsening, whichever is relevant Fred, thinking of you xxx

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holly17 in reply toO2Trees

Cheers love as I said to Iris I will give the ladies a break, agree lovely outside but still very cold, also like you I am really fed up with all this election talk just get on with it and lets get this country right back on its feet. We also has a Husting here tonight but I am staying clear as do not want to take a chance with only 14 days before I go back into hospital of catching anything going that would put a stop on that.

Cheers keep smiling xxx :) ;) Fred

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holly17 in reply toLyd12

Well there you are Iris, I was thinking if I did not change I would be in for a hard time and boy am I out numbered, even with the back up of jimmy, so I promise I will lay off the ladies (not a pun) for a while. I must sort out the bird feeders this morning as some have got rotten bits in the bottom and the water bathes need cleaning not that the birds seem to mind as I have not had any complaints yet. Love Fred xx :)

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Lyd12 in reply toholly17

Snap, Fred, Tony has just said he needs to shop for some more bird food, and our bird bath is always inneed of cleaning out. they give back plenty of entertainment but I do get cross with those pesky squirrels, they never give up! iris x

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sassy59

Hi Fred, sun shining, HU and you, what more could anyone want?! Don't answer that.

I am actually having my hair done today so it is bound to rain just as I come out of the hairdressers, never mind I will take the umbrella. Not much else planned so will see where the day takes us.

Hope you are well and happy and enjoy your day too. xxxxxx Carole

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pollyjj

Good morning Fred, I am having my hair done as well today. Think I will have to wrap up warm, sun out but cold wind out there.

I am off to my first PR this afternoon so will be shattered this evening.

Loved the joke :-)

Take care

polly xx

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holly17 in reply topollyjj

Is Thursday a ladies hair day, yes polly wrap up warm as if its like here is still rather cold around the edges. As for your appointment are you going with someone for company ? Stay safe xxx :)

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pollyjj in reply toholly17

Got to be brave and go on my own, hair needs cutting badly feels like I have a hat on all the time. The hairdresser is lovely she lugs my oxygen around for me and treats me like porcelain.

When I get my hair done it lifts my spirits and makes me feel better.

polly xx

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holly17

Same down here Carole can't think of anything else one could want. lol Talking of hair when I went for my intro the first time prior to chemo they told me about the hair loss, and I asked if it would grow back later, they told me yes no problem, which I thought was good as I did not have any before I started and still not got a lot. Hope the rain holds off for you. Stay happy love Fred xxx :) ;)

Morning Fred the hair loss post made me laugh more than joke, seriously though i hope all goes well tomorrow. xx

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I felt sorry for the nurse after I said that as she was so lovely and said I am so sorry I meant any hair loss due to the treatment would return, I explained I was being silly and joking. xxx :)

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I can imagine the poor girls face Fred! xx

Morning Fred - whoops sorry, Afternoon Fred - where does the time go! Well, nothing exciting planned for today, I've been doing household chores all morning and then I'll be back to the gardening this afternoon. I actually think I may be starting to win the battle 😀😀 Long way to,go though 😞😞 Enjoy the rest of your day and I really hope all goes well for you tomorrow. take care. Jan xxx

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You will get there in the end Jan then you will wonder what all the fuss was , oh no you wont but it will be great when finished and all planted and in bloom. You go steady there is no rush but nice when it done. :) ;) xxx Fred

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fastball

It's March in like a lion out like a lamb. April is April showers. I don't remember the rest.

Hugs to you. XXXX

CHRIS

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holly17 in reply tofastball

I thought I had it wrong but thought someone would put me straight, so thanks Chris for that, we have not spoken before hope all is well as can be, keep smiling. xx :) ;)

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scorpiolass

Hi, April showers bring forth May flowers - I think. Reading this late today Fred, keep getting interrupted. What lovely men, I wonder if they will keep rowing until they find the 'black spot'. It's sunny, some of the time, cloudy, a lot of the time, windy all of the time. It feels blooming cold.

Well I am HAPPY, got some new shoes, Hurrah or is it Huzzar...

Dozens of pairs tried on & rejected, 4 pairs returned and I now have a pair that fit. I like them so much I have just orderd a second pair... I bet even Prince Charming didn't have this much bother trying to find feet that fit.

I hope the Xray is ok tomrrow Fred, I will think about you & hope all is ok.

Love, Margaret, slimfoot but no longer no decent shoes to wear for holidays in June. Love Margaret x

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holly17 in reply toscorpiolass

You must be so pleased Margaret at long last you can now go out with shoes instead of being the bare one. Yes good thinking strike whilst the irons hot and order a couple of pairs, ideal for your holiday. This x ray is a follow up from a previous operation so should be alright.

Stay smiling now you are sorted Margaret slimfoot :) ;) xxx

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bulpit

Morning Fred, The saying refers to March Fred, As usual loved the joke, Hope you have a good weekend with your family, Regards, Bulpit

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holly17

As usual I got it wrong, I knew it was around this time of year, but that's me. Enjoy the weekend if possible. And keep positive and smile. xx :)

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