Men just don't listen...

[eightyplus]

Wanda's dishwasher was broken, so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you."

"BUT whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"

"I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen.

But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling.

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him Spike!"

[diggerruth]

hehehe funny!

[rubyred777]

Really made laugh! Still laughing. Keep hitting the wrong letter! Loved it More please.

thanks for a good laugh

Rubyxx 👍

[scorpiolass]

makes me laugh 80plus. x

[hufferpuffer]

Haha love it!! that's a corker! huff xxx

[Jolyn]

Fabulous....still giggling. lol

[bulpit]

Excellent Eightyplus. Very funny,didn't guess the punch line, Regards . Bulpit

[Lyd12]

Better jokes on here than on Live at the Apollo - but then that's not difficult, is it. I like these jokes so I haven't lost my sense of humour' have I ?

[jimmyw123]

just seen now this eightyplus,, ha ha,, good one jimmy