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I got out yesterday as a friend ask for me to get her a pet spider for her birthday, well when I went into the pet shop he told me the only ones he had were £50 each, I thought blow that I can get one cheaper off the web.

Hope you are still smiling folks, whats that saying "A smile aday keeps the doctor away" or am I confused again. :) xxxFred

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bulpit

Morning Fred, That brought on a big smile. Very funny, Best wishes Bulpit

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holly17 in reply tobulpit

Thanks Bulpit I collect smiles yours is the first one this morning. :) Fred x

Very good xxx

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Morning Tad hope your keeping warm xx:) Fred

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hufferpuffer

Good Morning Fred, love your web joke you put a happy smile on my face! Have a lovely day and stay warm! :) hugs huff xxxx

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holly17 in reply tohufferpuffer

And a good morning to you huff, keep that smile going and pass on to a friend, returning the hugs Fred xxx :)

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Sokrackers

Thanks Fred, you can add a big smile to your collection this morning from me.

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holly17 in reply toSokrackers

All added, you keep that lovely smile going you have there :) Fred x

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Sokrackers

This is one infection I wouldn't mind having!

Smiling is infectious

You catch it like the flu

When someone smiled at me today

I started smiling too

I walked around the corner

And someone saw me grin

When he smiled I realised

I had passed it on to him

I thought about the smile

And then realised its worth

A single smile like mine

Could travel round the earth

So if you feel a smile begin

Don't leave it undetected

Start an epidemic

And get the world infected.

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holly17 in reply toSokrackers

That's great, one of my favourite hobbies is walk in the town and just smile at people normally strangers and see how many smile back, some do and some give me a strange look, up to now I have not had anyone ask me what are you smiling at. lol :) Fred xx

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Sokrackers

Ditto, I do the same, I wish more people would do.

I remember many years ago the man in the butchers said I had a lovely big smile and I replied 'I have been practising!'

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holly17 in reply toSokrackers

That's great xx :)

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rubyred777

That was cute Fred! Made me smile. You done it again. Always making me smile,

You are. Keep smiling- It makes people wonder what you've been up to! Did you smile?

Rubyxx :-)

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holly17 in reply torubyred777

Yes I did smile at that Ruby but I am not telling what I get up to or should say what I used to get up to lol Fred xx :)

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rubyred777 in reply toholly17

Fred maybe you can tell me so I understand, how do I put a photo on my profile? Can I do it with a phone?

Thanks

Rubyxx :-)

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holly17 in reply torubyred777

Ruby I have trouble with the photo dropping off and I put it back via my lap top. I select edit profile then go to pictures click on one then there it is, I am certain some whizz kid on here knows how to out one on via the phone. xx:)Fred.

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:D)

polly xx

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pollyjj in reply topollyjj

Sorry :-D

polly xx

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Wondering what you could make out of the first try !!! polly xx :) Fred

Very good Fred :) I hate spiders though and if you mention them again you and me are going to fall out :d x

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I will not mention them again are there any other creepy crawly's that I must not mention, I know some snake jokes lol xx :) Fred

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Well rats are a no no and if you mention mice you will hear a horrid story :d x

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butter-fly

Good one Fred! Big smile here too. Take care. Sara xx

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holly17

Thanks Sara that's good we must have had rather a nice warm group today with all those smiles xx :) Fred

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